A vodka enema

I was at the bar last night and 1000 Ways to Die played on the television. The bartender mentioned an episode where a man died from shoving a bottle of vodka up his ass and I immediately started laughing. I laughed at the thought there actually was an episode on the topic or if the network would actually broadcast such an episode on tv.

"It makes sense because your ass doesn't have a gag reflex so it doesn't know when to stop chugging so you'd probably die from alcohol poisoning," Otis O'Flanningan said, entertaining the fact that people in the world are shoving bottles of vodka up their asses.

"You two are insane. Why would someone want to shove a bottle of vodka up their ass?" I asked.

"I think he wanted to get a buzz quicker. A woman shoved a bottle of vodka up her husband's ass and he ended up dying," the bartender said and flicked her over her shoulder, as if this is everyday bar conversation around these parts.

"Who would want to get a buzz that quick?" I said - looking to Otis O'Flanningan who was hunched over the bar laughing and trying to keep his crutches from falling away from the bar.

"Well Bear Grylls drank dirty water through his ass because he knew he wouldn't be able to keep it down," he said.

"So now your asshole doubles as a water filtration system?" I said laughing.

"No but it can help you absorb water that you otherwise couldn't swallow," he replied.

I couldn't help it, even though I didn't want it on my Blackberry's search history, I had to look and so I Googled shoving a bottle of vodka up your ass. I think the responses on some of the forums were just as funny as the thought of someone drinking vodka through their sphincter:

Anyone asking such a question must be suffering from severe mental retardation.

One things for certain, nobody will be asking to sip from your bottle.

ROTFLMAO

These weren't the expert opinions I was looking for but it's probably best that the question remains a mystery to me. I don't think I want to know about people drinking vodka through their asses.