A man was standing outside of his foreclosed home with a case of empty beer bottles, playing out the memories of a recent and bitter divorce in his mind.
"Yur'd da reason I don't av a wife," he said, smashing the 1st empty beer bottle off the wall.
"Yur'd da reason I don't av a car," he said, smashing the 2nd empty beer bottle against the wall.
"Yur'd da reason I don't av any friends," he said, smashing the 3rd empty beer bottle against the wall.
He reached into the case and discovered a sealed and full bottle of beer.
"Step aside my friend, I know you weren't involved."
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
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AMEN.
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