Tuesday, January 26, 2010

a big cock



If I ever have a son and happen to witness a cat attacking a rooster, I'm going to stop and say, "Son, I hope you've learned an important lesson here."

"What's that dad?" He'll say.

"A big cock doesn't always get the pussy," I'll say with a smile.

I'd make a wonderful role model.

9 comments:

Lady Baga said...

A big cock sometimes hurts a pussy.

LOL! Too funny.

The Humble Drunk said...

I know nothing of big cocks...only because I've never owned a rooster.

f8hasit said...

I love this...
Ha! It's left me speechless!
:-)

Broke But Still Drinking said...

A buddy just sent me a text and asked if I really blogged about a big cock.

Come on now, do you really think I'd have this conversation with a child or do you think I do it to get a rise out of people?

Ouch It Hurts said...

How could I not make a comment here?

Vodka Logic said...

Love it

Cheryl said...

If my dad ever said that to me, I'd stab myself.

Broke But Still Drinking said...

Take your mind out of the gutter. We're talking about roosters and cats here.

Heff said...

I think your story just goes to PROVE the big cock DOES get the pussy, although the big cock never truly knows what the pussy has in store for it.

I digress.